We Don’t Wanna Go

(Dinosaur Graduation Song)

[by the Bungee Jumpin’ Cows]

Topic: Dinosaur extinction

Summary: T. Rex gives their valedictorian speech at the dinosaur graduation ceremony.

The Cenozoic is here, our senior year must now end - Oh no, oh, no

Sign my dino yearbook please my freshman mammalian friend - Oh no, oh, no
|: C - Am - | G - FG :|

Were so embarrassed that this could occur

We're being replaced by a ball of fur

Rulers of Cretaceous, Jurassic, Triassic

The only Dinos left are gonna be plastic

| C - D - | Bb - C- | C - D- | Bb - F G |

Chorus: Nah, nah, nah, nah,  - Hey hey - We don't wanna go (repeat)

|: C - D - | F - C FG : |

One hundred forty million years, but soon we'll be history - Oh no, oh, no

How did we die - the world's biggest murder mystery - Oh no, oh, no

Was it an asteroid or something else that occurred

Or did we go on to college and evolve into birds?

The last laugh's on you humans, think you're Sherlock Holmes

The only clues we'll leave will be a pile of bones

Chorus

Solo
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C - D - | Bb - C- | C - D- | Bb - F G |

So thanks Thecodonts, but now we're sharing your fate - Oh no, oh, no

The mammals will go on, but the dinos must graduate - Oh no, oh, no

Bridge: We could've been smart, but instead we got big

Some small ones will survive ‘cause they can dig

It's hard to understand why some live and some die

T. Rex will be dead and a cow will arrive.

| Am - F - | Am - Bb7#11* -| Am - F - | G - G7 |

Chorus (5x)

© 1993 Mel McMurrin & Kevin Beals

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